Buy Morphsuits Online & Size Guide
Welcome to the Morphsuits information page. Morphsuits don't need explaining, the pictures say it all. You can see through them and drink through them... not that we'd condone that. So if you've got a party, stag or festival...
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Morphsuit Size Guide
The size guide below gives you a good estimate for which size morpsuit to choose - these are rough estimates only, but these things are pretty stretchy! And comfy too...
All you need to know about Morphsuits
The information below has been written directly by the manufacturer.
Can you re-use them?
Our record is 22,416 uses before we had to get a new one. Well ok, maybe not but Morphsuits are pretty hard wearing and what’s best is, that unlike most other fancy dress, there aren’t lots of different pieces to lose, so you should get plenty of wear out of your Morphsuit. If you do happen to spill something on it just chuck it in the washing machine.
Do you have to be a gym buff to wear one?
Absolutely not! Morphsuits are just about fun, not about looking good. Boys or girls, tall, short or even if there is a little more of you to love we have a Morphsuit for you! Plus with the hood, if you do feel like keeping your identity a mystery – like a super-hero – then there is no need to reveal yourself!
Can you unzip the suit yourself?
Morphsuits cover the whole of your body. And we really mean whole: hands, face and feet. However, our suits are specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit. So if you are heading to a party on your own, you can zip-up yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And later, if you want the girl you’ve been dancing with for the past 20 minutes to see you, then it’s easy just to unzip, pull the hood down and engage. Perfect….assuming you are mildly attractive.
Where’s best to keep your wallet?
Morphmen travel light but money makes the world go round and a phone is useful if you lose all your mates while dressed in an all-in-1 lycra ensemble. We’ve seen loads of options for getting your valuables around, the most popular is having some cash in your shoe and your phone in a sock. Alternatively some morphs prefer a stylish bum-bag.
What to say when people want to get their photo taken with you?
Generally ‘Yes’. You will be the centre of attention. Enjoy it. But we’ve often enjoyed bartering.. A photo for a drink, a kiss, a dance, a kebab…an ashtray. Just some of the booty we’ve collected over the years..
What do I wear under a morphsuit?
A pair of tight pants. Baggy boxers just make you look like you’ve got a lumpy arse.
What can I wear a Morphsuit to?
There is no limit to what you can do in a Morphsuit, that’s what is so great about them. There’s hardly a fancy dress theme which you can’t dominate, some of the best we have seen are the Silver Surfer, 20 lads supporting Liverpool in Red Morphsuits and Banana Man. And where ever you go, what ever you do, remember to send your best pics to photos@morphsuits.com (or put them on the Facebook Page) and we’ll put them on the site to share with the world!!
Can you really drink through it?
Yep, easy – the Morpshuit is thin, totally breathable and will let you pour your drink (water we presume) straight through it! But it is not so great when liquids go the other way, so go easy on the on the Lambrinis!
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Can I See Through Them?
Direct from the manufacturer:
When we first designed Morphsuits they were difficult to see where you were going, which was a bit problematic on the dancefloor. Since then, we’ve redesigned the suit, so you can see out, but people can’t see in.
You’ll be able to see out well enough to enjoy a stag weekend, ambassadors reception or leisurely stroll to pick up the papers. Some people (crazy fools) have even tried to play competitive sport in their Morphsuits.
