Oh dear. I guess most of us at some point or other have woken with that churning fear in the pit of our stomachs and the dreaded question ”WHAT did I do last night” ringing in our heads. Most of us, however, are not 3rd in line to the British throne and likely to have our naked party pics splashed all over newspapers from Tobermory to Timbuktu.
Prince Harry has once again got himself into hot water by shedding his clothes (along with his common sense it would seem) at a private party in Las Vegas last week. It would seem that the Prince was playing a game of “strip billiards” with some friends, and one can only assume from the fact he was pictured completely starkers that he’s not very good with a pool cue.
Oh Harry, if only you’d come to us for some help planning your crazy Vegas party we could’ve helped you avoid all this embarrassment. Rather that a full on game of “strip” anything, we’d have suggested making the loser don one of our Zentai suit fancy dress costumes as a forfeit. These fantastic 2nd Skin Jumpsuits are definitely skin tight enough to please the exhibitionists amongst you. Even better though, these suits literally cover you from head to toe thus affording you an anonymity that should ensure you avoid both worldwide notoriety and the wrath of Granny…
We’d suggest Harry invests in one of these great costumes quick smart. At prices starting from just £22.51, he can’t afford not to!
By Jennie Humes